Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Ordering a Pizza '
written by
Dan
hello, welcome to pizza hut. i’m annie, a robot that can understand english to make it easier for you to order. where would you like to pick up from?
wishart
you have selected,.. ’warrick’. is this correct?
wishart!!
you have selected ’no’. where would you like to pickup from?
oh for the love of,..
wishart!
you have selected ’active warhead’. is this correct?
god damn,... waste of,... stupid,.!!!!
you have selected ’yes’.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Mini '
written by
Dan
i was thinking of buying myself a mini.
yeah! sure! go ahead!
really? cool!
i love those skirts.
i thought i’d have to convince him to let me buy a new car.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Trial Delays '
written by
Jeremy
says here that michael jackson checked into a hospital yesterday.
does it say why?
they’re calling it a "flu-like illness."
oh, i see. i don’t suppose this means they’ll be putting his trial on hold?
guess so. say, i’m not feeling so well myself.
you’re not getting out of tantric sex night that easily.
no, really, i think i’m going to vomit.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Questions of Origin '
written by
Jeremy
i’ve been wondering.are we australian, or are we american?
hmm...
well?
sorry, i was thinking about mel gibson.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Night Sounds '
written by
Jeremy
why are you so chipper this morning?
admit it. last night, you made sounds you’ve never made before.
ha.
that you’ve heard, anyway.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Underwear '
written by
Dan
you know i’ve,.. stopped wearing underwear.
yes, i realised that.
that’s why i’ve started wearing double.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sauce of Vitamin C '
written by
Goatlord
’twas the nght before christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring,
except for the angry wife stalking her husband with a shiny new axe after discovering her moisturiser had been replaced with...something else.
he-e-e-e-re’s johnny!
run away!
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