*puff* *gasp* what’s with you? i just travelled back from the past where i killed your grandfather before he could conceive you. | by the way, it turns out, your grandma’s a slut. |
wow! it says here on e! news live that george w. bush is going to marry paris hilton. everything on that show is made up and only stupid people believe them. | lies! you speak lies! did you know the network is changing the show’s name to gullible! news live. | what?! but the name makes up 50% of the show! i rest my case. |
nope, this blows. i was enjoying it. |
tyler! if you don’t get up soon, you’ll be late for work. i’m sleeping in. i don’t feel like going in today. | you bastard! you’ve been messing with my pda again, it’s saturday! heh. |
ha ha ha ha ha ha | then they asked- -when we were having kids, i know! | ha ha ha ha ha ha |
agh!! jesus!! what the hell is that??!! | i replaced the old dvd player. but,. wha,.. so??!! | this one has a zoom function!! eeeewwwww!!!! and i thought it was big before,.. |
i played lawn bowls with my friends last night. how do you play that one? you have to try to roll your weighted bowl and get it closest to the jack. | i’ve played a game like that,.. mmmm,... | except that you had to get your "jack" closest to the,... leaving now!! |