your brother-in-law is away an awful lot. his daughter is growing up now, lillee isn’t really a baby anymore. does she ask after him? oh, what’s his name? i can never remember.

yeah, you know who.

you freak! why can’t we have a simple conversation anymore without you going mental? my mother was right, i should have stuck with my tamagotchi.

chicken hotdogs.

chicken hotdogs,.. instead of pork.

you knew hotdogs weren’t made of dogs didn’t you?

tyler, are you ok?

how on earth...? i thought you were going out today to prove me wrong about getting high from licking frogs or more specifically, toads.

ah, the scientific method, i’ll have my moron, ’à la descartes.’

that is,.. a horrible idea.

oh tyler, i don’t know what to say.

my neck?

ah, i feel this is one of those occasions that can only end in tears ... yours.

yes, you males love to equate drinking with having a good time. actually, i have to relay some important news to you.

i’m pregnant. your going to be a daddy.

really? that makes my heart swell tyler because i’m not really pregnant, however, your mum called earlier and said your grandma was run over by a school bus.

they just don’t make toys like they used to.

we have to get drunk ... immediately.

woo *urg* hoo. go to the bank and check our balance.

sweet jesus no! tell me you didn’t spend all our money on beans.