 have you ever wondered how many donkeys it would take to raise the titanic? i can’t say that i have, no. am i right to assume these donkeys would be "pining for the fjords"? unless you know of a special breed of underwater donkey?   | it turns out that when the body of a donkey decays, it produces and retains far more gas than any other creature. this is why donkey farmers have to puncture and bury any dead ones they find because they become hazards to low flying aircraft.  | do you ever get bored of speaking shit 24/7? what? no, it’s all true. we’ll be rich! maybe we could get some from your uncle. he’s into donkeys isn’t he? in a manner of speaking. |