i ofudn a edr nep no het lofor. si it uyors? no. | ho, ko hetn. are you feeling ok? you sound a little off. | i elfe nfie. hwy do uyo ska? no reason. |
i hate you... | murmuring to yourself again? you know, a few broken ribs could change your feelings for me. yes, but a few less ribs would rid my need of you anyway. | when your neck breaks, can i pawn your kidneys? |
imagine if i got a piece of pvc piping and i got it to follow me around constantly. and? | well, then i’d have a led pipe. | doyagetit? doyagetit? you’re going to get it. man, i wish i had a lead pipe |
tick! what the hell is that noise? tick! | tick! i was just doing what you asked for! tick! | tick! you misheard me! i said "i wish you had a bigger,..." tick! |
it’s during times like these, i wish i had a tactical nuclear device. uh-huh. | oh, absolutely. i could achieve so much-- --for yourself. of course. | it’s a pity i’m the one with the tactical nuclear device then, isn’t it? bah! |
apple i-store has a function where you can find celebrities and their favorite playlists. it gives you a bit of an insight into their personalities. sounds interesting. | i had a look at russell crowe’s. do you know what’s number one in russell crowe’s playlist? his own crap song that he’s trying to promote. what a wanker! what,... a,... wanker! | no punchline. just wanted to point out that russell crowe is a wanker. |
*sniff* *sniff*, *sniff* *sniff* what on earth are you doing? | is it wrong to enjoy your own funk? i am enjoying my own funk. *sniff* *sniff*, *sniff* *sniff* | *sniff* *sniff*, *sniff* *sniff* *hurk* |