imagine if you were a werewolf. you could go get your haircut on the day before the full moon and then return the next day for a refund. it’d be the perfect scam. | so, your scam would be that you ended up with no extra money than you had, and no haircut but you’d have managed to waste a hairdressers time,..? | fucking hairdressers |
i wonder if the olympics will make "tonsil hockey" a national sport... | at least you already know you suck. | goal! |
teehee! when monique is away, tyler will play...or in this case, download some porn! | 2%...2%...2%... | tyler! i’m home; to wreck your fun! *sigh* this is going to be a long night. |
i ofudn a edr nep no het lofor. si it uyors? no. | ho, ko hetn. are you feeling ok? you sound a little off. | i elfe nfie. hwy do uyo ska? no reason. |
i hate you... | murmuring to yourself again? you know, a few broken ribs could change your feelings for me. yes, but a few less ribs would rid my need of you anyway. | when your neck breaks, can i pawn your kidneys? |
imagine if i got a piece of pvc piping and i got it to follow me around constantly. and? | well, then i’d have a led pipe. | doyagetit? doyagetit? you’re going to get it. man, i wish i had a lead pipe |
tick! what the hell is that noise? tick! | tick! i was just doing what you asked for! tick! | tick! you misheard me! i said "i wish you had a bigger,..." tick! |