Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Picks '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: i’m doing a tafe course to learn how to pick locks.
:Tyler says: what?
,Tyler shock.,Monique slygrin.
:Monigue says: yeah! it’s kind of fun learning a new skill.
:Tyler says: well, there goes that plan.
,Tyler news.,Monique slygrin.
:Monigue says: what was that?
:Tyler says: nothing.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique query.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Large’s Ark '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: hey there lebanese blonde.
:Monigue says: let go blue eyes.
:Tyler says: you can call me orange sky. would you like to go to the fair? we could see such great heights.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: don’t panic but one of these things first, i’m in the waiting line on this winding road to see movie beat.
:Tyler says: man, is this some new slang you’re speaking? caring is creepy.
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: i just don’t think i’ll ever get over you.
:Monigue says: you are the only living boy in new york.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Gaz’s Arc '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: would you like to give me an australian kiss?
:Tyler says: am i likely to wear the dolmio grin?
:Monigue says: no.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: get a lump in my throat?
:Monigue says: nope, not even taste a trap for mieces.
:Tyler says: ok then.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: ooo! a azor bade, at’s new.
:Monigue says: nifty.
,Tyler none.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Memories '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: do you remember when there was love and romance in our lives?
:Tyler says: ah, halcyon days.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: whatever happened?
:Tyler says: she left me.
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: what the,.
you fucker?
:Tyler says from offstage: escape!!
,Tyler none.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Plumber’s Rapture '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: do anything interesting today?
:Tyler says: no, my sweet.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: nothing all day?
:Tyler says: no, my mills and boonian vision of all that is love, nothing.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: you’ve been drinking again haven’t you?
:Tyler says: nothing but drinking, my sweet apple blossom. draino now comes in six packs, bless them.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Love heart '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: have you ever noticed that a traditional love heart, when turned upside down, looks like a bum?
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: every day, tyler.
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: really? cause i only just noti,...
:Tyler says: oh, very trite. well done.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Wet Your Wick '
written by
Goatlord
crash
:Tyler says from offstage: goddamnit! where is it?!
:Tyler says from offstage: monique? have you seen my...ah...y’know that, thingo that i can’t find?
,Tyler none.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: your thingo hey? what does it look like?
:Tyler says from offstage: it’s green and i need it to do that thing i need to do.
:Monigue says: well if my thingo was green i’d want to see a doctor about it.
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says from offstage: funny. if ’it’ was green, there’s only one pot i’ve been dipping it in that would make it so....number one.
,Tyler none.,Monique silent.
Prev 100Prev 30Prev 7Prev DayNext DayNext 7Next 30Next 100
First ComicArchiveToday's ComicInvisible Spiders