 beware the lord of the fluorescent monkey penis!are you drunk????  | i’m having a weekend get together, can i borrow all your buffy and angel dvds?lillee is here, 7lb 2oz.  | can you bring a nutcracker?i .will freeze your chickens :-(  |
| beware the lord of the fluorescent monkey penis!are you drunk???? | i’m having a weekend get together, can i borrow all your buffy and angel dvds?lillee is here, 7lb 2oz. | can you bring a nutcracker?i .will freeze your chickens :-( |
zoe or kaylee? | kaylee or river? | buffy or willow?it’s just not fair! |
| i sometimes think back to what the priest said, the day we were married.priest? you mean that guy dressed as elvis?oh he was a priest, i’m just not sure from which church. | at any rate, most of it’s foggy but i remember these words like they were spoken yesterday."death do us part" | roll on, reaper.amen to that. |
| who was your most memorable ex-girlfriend?well,.. there was this italian girl with bad vision and disposable contacts. what was so memorable about her? | she wore glasses all the time.scary, scary girl,.. what about you? there was this one guy who was scottish. | were you with him long?nah, it was just a highland fling. |
we need tivo.why? | it makes suggestions for shows based on what you like. tivo figures out what kind of person you are.we already know what kind of "person" you are. | i was hoping it could tell us what manner of demonspawn you are, o’ watcher of reality shows.one with good taste, o’ watcher of pro wrestling. |
| care to explain why the tivo is full of pay-per-view porn set in world war two?i could take a guess... | last week, you recorded saving private ryan.and you recorded showgirls. twice. | |
| what happened to the tivo, darling?i reset it, and recorded hours and hours of will & grace, and it still suggests home improvement and mechanic shows. so i tossed it. | um, why?i read that tivo can prove you’re gay.  | no such luck for you, butch.curse my heterosexuality.indeed. |