 ... so i said, "get off my lawn, you old hag, or i’m calling the cops!"  hahahahaha!   |  you thought that was funny?  well, of course. it was a joke...right?   |  uh. on a completely unrelated note, there was a call from your mother. she needs bail money.  i’d kill you now, but she’s going to want that pleasure when she gets out.   |