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Goatlord 1:11

The parable of
'Simple Pleasures'

Every 5 minutes, a child dies and I am helpless to save them. I am in constant anguish, I--
--Excuse me sir ... sir, you could always just switch the polarity of your machine from "Babies Die" to "Babies Live". It’s quite simple, you just...
Damn and blast! How many times have I told you not to interrupt me when I’m monologuing!?
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