you look flustered, you haven’t actually been running have you? quickly, close the blinds! i hear footsteps, do you hear footsteps? | they switched your decaf at work again huh? it was awful, i was out the back but i could distinctly hear the guy ask for a ’phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range’ so i hightailed it out of there. | idiot. i’m going to hide under the bed now. if anyone comes to the door, your name is ’sarah’ |
just what is paul robinson up to on the latest episode of super celebrity porn neighbours? | his elbow? | ow...hurties |
all men are evil. | women are tools of satan. | kitties are nice though. |
i met a beautiful woman today who offered me one million dollars for one night with my husband. really? | so... | ...so i shot her with my taser and had her taken away to the loony bin. nooooooooooo! |
cling wrap over the toilet, tyler? it’s the classics that are the best. happy valentine’s day. | you’re thinking of april fool’s day. i always get those confused,.. | i wonder why. |
hello, welcome to pizza hut. i’m annie, a robot that can understand english to make it easier for you to order. where would you like to pick up from? wishart you have selected,.. ’warrick’. is this correct? | wishart!! you have selected ’no’. where would you like to pickup from? oh for the love of,.. wishart! | you have selected ’active warhead’. is this correct? god damn,... waste of,... stupid,.!!!! you have selected ’yes’. |
i was thinking of buying myself a mini. | yeah! sure! go ahead! really? cool! | i love those skirts. i thought i’d have to convince him to let me buy a new car. |