 well, what do you want me to do?maybe you can actually spend some money and take me on an overseas trip.  | well actually, you know the eiffel tower?*gasp* yes! of course!  | sit on it!nice |
| well, what do you want me to do?maybe you can actually spend some money and take me on an overseas trip. | well actually, you know the eiffel tower?*gasp* yes! of course! | sit on it!nice |
| two friggin’ hours late!!don’t blame me. you were the one who wouldn’t stop for directions.you were supposed to be reading the map. | women aren’t inclined to reading maps, we’re more adapt at emotional problems.well, that just goes to show how very woeful women are at doing anything important.  | i don’t need a map to tell you where to go this time tyler. |
i think my camera might be broken.mmm? | oh, wait. that’s right. you’re just really ugly.mmm. | hey!  |
| ,..and then she told marci that the baby wasn’t his and sue marched around there and she said that she wasn’t going to stand for any more of it and then jack (you remember jack?) he said the he,... he,.. *yawn* | thud! zzzzzzz | with monique dosed up on rohypnol i’ve got the chance to enjoy some peace and quiet.zzzzzzzhmm, i must be getting old. i remember a time when,... |
| so? did you get to cast tim robbins for the part of ’robert langdon’ in the film version of ’the da vinci code’?your favorite book? your favorite actor? why what a precious gift that would be from me to you. actually we got ’tom hanks’ to play the role. | | yes, i really hate you that much. |
| frozen urine can kill you.orange urine may, yes. | doubtful as red lizards.idiot nose goblin. | |
| oh, my back. oh, i need a back rub!ooooooooooooooh!oh for the love of,... fine i’ll go get some massage oil. | yay!it’s times like these that i wish i was a tyrannosaurus rex.what? why? | tiny vestigal arms. can’t give back rubs.plus the whole, biting me in half if i give you any lip.i wish, i wish i was a tyrannosaurus rex. |