well, last night was a bit of waste of effort. what with you not being able to get it up *hee hee hee* | well, at least you know for sure that i wasn’t fantasizing about anyone else. | *hee hee hee* |
the annual work hunting trip is coming up and because you always complain about the cold weather, i bought you a new jacket. i’d rather not go. as would i but the people i work for are scary and i don’t want to do anything that could damage their fragile psyche. why don’t you go try it on? | wow...i don’t believe i’ve ever said this before but it’s huge. yes, quite. the sales assistant said it would keep you alive in temperatures as low as 53 degrees kelvin so i asked her if the stripy one would keep you alive in temperatures as low as 53 degrees hobbes.... very good dear, just one question. | why does the hood have it’s very own set of antlers? it’s aaah, a theme weekend. well, then you won’t mind wearing that lovely vest mother bought you for christmas, the one with the large bullseye on the back. |
god, spare me. why? i mean...huh? there is going to be a ’buffy’ and ’firefly’ crossover movie. there will be no ’angel’ involvement due to, and i quote, "the wb are being ghey." | ohmygodthatissocool ican’twait oooomaybewe’llseesome kayleeandwillowaction ohyeah thatwouldbesooogood... llllloser. |
have you ever been abducted by an alien saucer? wha,.. what?? | what the hell kind of question is that? | it’s just that, if you were, i think they may have forgotten to remove the probe. |
well, what do you want me to do? maybe you can actually spend some money and take me on an overseas trip. | well actually, you know the eiffel tower? *gasp* yes! of course! | sit on it! nice |
two friggin’ hours late!! don’t blame me. you were the one who wouldn’t stop for directions. you were supposed to be reading the map. | women aren’t inclined to reading maps, we’re more adapt at emotional problems. well, that just goes to show how very woeful women are at doing anything important. | i don’t need a map to tell you where to go this time tyler. |
i think my camera might be broken. mmm? | oh, wait. that’s right. you’re just really ugly. mmm. | hey! |