who will live? who will be horribly disfigured in a low budget makeover show?
who gives a flying..
tyler!
whatever.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Hail to the King, baby! '
written by
Goatlord
’the o.c.’ was billed as channel 10’s "guilty pleasure." now channel 7 are advertising their new "show" ’desperate housewives’ as "the biggest, must see, guilty pleasure." it’s disgustingly childish.
perhaps channel 9 can go with, "the biggest, must see, guilty pleasure that no parent can afford to miss" for csi:ny.
not funny but i wouldn’t bet against it.
ok then, what did elvis like to use as a tv remote?
a colt .45 automatic. oh yeah, the king of comedy, uh-huh. thankyouverymuch.
ahhh, goforthandmultiply.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sand Garden 2 '
written by
Dan
for the last time, go and rake the friggin’ sand garden.
fine!
*gnnt*,.. *gasp*,.. for the love of,.. *hnnt*,... stupid,..
crap! *hnnt*,... bugger!!,...
*clank*,... piss!!!,...
dog biting,... *grunt*,.. chalk biter,.. towel sucking!!!,..
*clunk* piss wanker!!,.. *shoove* cock goblins!!!
zen, tyler. zen.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Fun with words '
written by
Dan
innocent naivety
where pants?!!
there’re pants?
resignation
wear pants!
here! pants!
full moon
were-pants!!
hear pants?
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' La la la la la la la '
written by
Goatlord
when i was a younger man, i thought joely richardson was the hottest woman alive, only because i thought emma thompson was too old for me.
thinking out loud again was i? right...i’ll be in my bunk.
la la la la la la la
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Getting it up '
written by
Dan
well, last night was a bit of waste of effort. what with you not being able to get it up
*hee hee hee*
well, at least you know for sure that i wasn’t fantasizing about anyone else.