mmm, tasty coffee. | did you know that cyanide tastes like almonds? | *bleuch!* of course, almonds taste like almonds also. |
the biggest australian dramas of ’05! | who will live? who will be horribly disfigured in a low budget makeover show? | who gives a flying.. tyler! whatever. |
’the o.c.’ was billed as channel 10’s "guilty pleasure." now channel 7 are advertising their new "show" ’desperate housewives’ as "the biggest, must see, guilty pleasure." it’s disgustingly childish. perhaps channel 9 can go with, "the biggest, must see, guilty pleasure that no parent can afford to miss" for csi:ny. | not funny but i wouldn’t bet against it. ok then, what did elvis like to use as a tv remote? | a colt .45 automatic. oh yeah, the king of comedy, uh-huh. thankyouverymuch. ahhh, goforthandmultiply. |
for the last time, go and rake the friggin’ sand garden. fine! | *gnnt*,.. *gasp*,.. for the love of,.. *hnnt*,... stupid,.. crap! *hnnt*,... bugger!!,... *clank*,... piss!!!,... | dog biting,... *grunt*,.. chalk biter,.. towel sucking!!!,.. *clunk* piss wanker!!,.. *shoove* cock goblins!!! zen, tyler. zen. |
innocent naivety where pants?!! there’re pants? | resignation wear pants! here! pants! | full moon were-pants!! hear pants? |
when i was a younger man, i thought joely richardson was the hottest woman alive, only because i thought emma thompson was too old for me. | thinking out loud again was i? right...i’ll be in my bunk. | la la la la la la la |
well, last night was a bit of waste of effort. what with you not being able to get it up *hee hee hee* | well, at least you know for sure that i wasn’t fantasizing about anyone else. | *hee hee hee* |