Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Good Luck, Darling '
written by
Jeremy
:Monigue says: what would you do if i had an affair?
:Tyler says: i’d build snowmen with joseph stalin.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: that makes no sense!
:Tyler says: it makes perfect sense. i’d have to be dead...
,Tyler coffee.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says: ...and for someone else to sleep with you, hell would be under six feet of snow.
,Tyler talk.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Coffee Filters! '
written by
Jeremy
:Tyler says: this coffee is awful. taste this.
:Monigue says: no thank you.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: who made it?
:Monigue says: me.
:Tyler says: what did you use for a filter? a dirty sock?
,Tyler angry.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: your dirty sock, actually. maybe now you will remember to pick up filters after work.
:Tyler says: at least it wasn’t your sock.
:Monigue says: that was yesterday’s pot.
,Tyler guilty.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' To spite her face '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: my dog has no nose.
:Monigue says: ...you don’t have a dog.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: ok then, your dog has no nose.
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
,Tyler news.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The true meaning of Christmas (pt 1) '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: beware the fetid donkey cheese! it consumes with a hitherto unknown passion for the art of kanly.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: beware the wife with the hitherto unknown passion for dropping acid in her husband’s morning coffee.
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: mmmmm....snozberry.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' 37 monkeys and 3 typewriters '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: yo yo yo my skanky ho!
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: i be keepin it real wit my gangsta homies aight! chilly willy, funky monkey, yo...da. biatch!
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: i think mr ps2 needs a nice, relaxing coffee bath.
:Tyler says: werd.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Diamond and Glass '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: here’s something interesting. today i knocked my ring against a window and i freaked that i’d be blamed for damage, but the window was fine.
,Tyler guilty.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: in fact, it turns out that the stone in my ring now has a small scratch in it. i thought that diamond was the strongest substance there was.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: what do you think that means?
:Tyler says: in hindsight i would have bought talc.
,Tyler news.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Ugly Stick '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: am i beginning to lose some of my boyish good looks?
:Monigue says: hmmm,.. well,..
,Tyler query.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says: it’s like someone built a car out of ugly sticks,..
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: ,..and then backed it over your head.
,Tyler angry.,Monique talk.
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