Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The 1.25L variety '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: it says here that 1 in 4 men dream about murdering their spouses.
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: do you dream about murdering me?
:Tyler says: no.
:Monigue says: really?
,Tyler coffee.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: i believe the term you’re looking for is "fantasize."
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' SQUEEEEEEE! '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: the car was making a weird noise. it was a kind of ’squeeeeeeee!’
:Tyler says: sounds like the fan belt. that shouldn’t be too hard to fix.
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: actually i don’t think it ’s the fan belt.
:Tyler says: well the car only makes a ’squeeeeeeee!’ sounds when the fan belt’s slipped.
,Tyler talk.,Monique guilty.
:Monigue says: no, it also makes a ’squeeeeeeee!’ sound when it slips across the medium strip on it’s roof.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Silk Tie '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: you know that silk tie i own?
:Monigue says: the one with the little camels? yes.
:Tyler says: hypothetically speaking, if i spilt some grease on it i should be able to soak it out using bleach, right?
,Tyler query.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: god, no! it would strip it of all it’s colour.
:Tyler says: hmmm,.. you know your white silk dress?
,Tyler guilty.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: i don’t have a white silk dress. i have a red,.. silk,..

dress,...
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The Wrong Side of the Bed '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: i slept terribly last night. why can’t you stay on your side of the bed?
:Monigue says: my side?
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: fine, whatever! what side is your side of the bed?
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: the top side.

witch!
,Tyler news.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' New Years '
written by
Jeremy
:Tyler says: settled on your new years resolutions yet?
:Monigue says: i’ve decided that i am perfectly fine the way i am.
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
,Tyler shock.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: i actually sort of like you this way.
,Tyler shock.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Post Holidays '
written by
Jeremy
:Tyler says: i’m still hung over.
:Monigue says: you’re hung over? i think i tried to drink the dog.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique headinhands.
:Tyler says: i believe the expression is "hair of the dog."
:Monigue says: i know.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique headinhands.
:Tyler says: ew.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique headinhands.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Another Woman '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: i’m sorry. i got drunk at the party last night and made out with another woman.
:Monigue says: what?!
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says: if it makes it any better she was a horribly ugly mole with a gross vivid green shirt.
:Monigue says: vivid green,..??
,Tyler guilty.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: you bastard, that was me.
:Tyler says: oh, now i really do feel sick.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique angry.
Prev 100Prev 30Prev 7Prev DayNext DayNext 7Next 30Next 100
First ComicArchiveToday's ComicInvisible Spiders