i’ve become a supporter of the ’intelligent design’ theory. the notion that evolution of the species was guided by a greater intelligence? i thought you hated that stuff. well, it doesn’t actually specify ’god’ as being the designer. | and so,... and so i’m proposing myself as the ’greater intelligence’. *sigh* and this has never been mentioned before because,...? | i work in,... mysterious ways!! i think you’re forgetting what the ’i’ in ’i.d’ stands for. |
when i was in highschool, my boyfriends would always smother me with gifts to show how much they loved me. did they smother you with their love too? filthy boy. | university was the same, my boyfriends would lavish me with expensive dinners and outings, although the smothering usually only involved whipped cream. alright! i get the hint. you’re feeling unloved and want some expensive smothering. i’ll be back. | just out of curiosity, where might my exorbitantly priced gift be coming from? pillowtalk. |
oh my god!! you know that boat trip we’re taking if i win the lottery? yeah? pack your bikini | i am,.... so happy! i love you, tyler i love you, kylie | monique i love you, monique fuck you, my darling! fuck you |