F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Fondle Your Monkey Dags '
written by
:Monigue says: i went to the mall for lunch today and was stunned by the sheer number of pregnant teenagers.
:Tyler says: ah yes, only the stupid people are breeding. harvey danger knew the score.
:Monigue says: who?
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: nevermind. perhaps the government should be handing out free televisions instead of cash incentives for recklessly increasing the national moron quotient.
:Monigue says: remind me to slap your mother. besides, i don’t think it would take the kids long to figure out they could do it doggie-style so they could both watch x-files.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: you listen to the bloodhound gang but don’t know who harvey danger is?
:Tyler says: so ... you wanna’ do it like they do on the discovery channel?
:Monigue says: foxtrot uniform charlie kilo oscar foxtrot foxtrot.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique coffee.
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