 i went to the mall for lunch today and was stunned by the sheer number of pregnant teenagers. ah yes, only the stupid people are breeding. harvey danger knew the score. who?   | nevermind. perhaps the government should be handing out free televisions instead of cash incentives for recklessly increasing the national moron quotient. remind me to slap your mother. besides, i don’t think it would take the kids long to figure out they could do it doggie-style so they could both watch x-files. | you listen to the bloodhound gang but don’t know who harvey danger is? so ... you wanna’ do it like they do on the discovery channel? foxtrot uniform charlie kilo oscar foxtrot foxtrot.   |