monday  tyler! your new dog shat in my best shoes ... again!heh-heh.  | wednesday you little bastard! once more dog and i’ll sell you to the butcher!puppies will be puppies, monique. | friday where’d you get the money for new earrings? i thought you were broke.i’m really very thrifty tyler, didn’t you know?  |
if i was to ask you how many aardvark skins it would take to cover our house, what would be your answer?do you foresee this to be a question you’re likely to pose?yes.  | then, in all honesty tyler, i’d have to say i didn’t know.i’d have to say "i didn’t know" too. hooray for science! | hello, pet superstore? i was just wondering if you gave partial refunds on partial returns?if only he spent this much time and energy to become a cunning linguist. |
do you remember when comic strips weren’t just a bunch of talking heads? | do you remember anything before this week? | i have a lot of damage from alcohol misuse. |
| that was quite the thunderstorm we had last night.yeah, sure was. i wasn’t imagining the raining of toads was i?frogs, i’ll think you’ll find they were. | ah, what do you suppose that was all about?i’m sure it’s nothing.it didn’t seem a bit wierd to you? | nah, it’s just one of those rarely occurring, natural phenomena.righty-o ... how’s that cup of blood you’ve got there.revelation-icious |
wow! those riots in france are getting pretty vicious. | i’ll bet the germans are having second thoughts now. ho ho ho.you know, that joke stopped being funny about 40 years ago. | bah, that joke never stops being funny.i heard to conceal their identities they were wearing blue and white stripped balaclavas. |
| i’ve decided my life needs a voice-over.you want a voice-over?yeah, like they had in old detective serials, something like... | ’trouble’ was tyler’s middle name and just like that hooker’s face, he kept coming across it. | i’m judging you.you’re just jealous. |
| i went to the mall for lunch today and was stunned by the sheer number of pregnant teenagers.ah yes, only the stupid people are breeding. harvey danger knew the score.who? | nevermind. perhaps the government should be handing out free televisions instead of cash incentives for recklessly increasing the national moron quotient.remind me to slap your mother. besides, i don’t think it would take the kids long to figure out they could do it doggie-style so they could both watch x-files. | you listen to the bloodhound gang but don’t know who harvey danger is?so ... you wanna’ do it like they do on the discovery channel?foxtrot uniform charlie kilo oscar foxtrot foxtrot. |