 you know what i like the most about christmas?mmm? what’s that?  | reminding you that you forgot to do your tax.  | ’tis the season.  |
| you know what i like the most about christmas?mmm? what’s that? | reminding you that you forgot to do your tax. | ’tis the season. |
| would you please cook dinner tonight?meh! | oh, i could make a curry.lord no! the last time i ate your curry i passed out from the heat.  | it was a korma!it’s pronounced,.. ’coma’! |
*grunt*...jesus fuck my nose! | tyler dear, we’re getting a bit of a line up out here.well learn to cook woman! | happy now?i don’t think van gogh could have painted a better bowl. |
tyler and monique are spending christmas at monique’s parents this year.  | | it doesn’t go well. nuff said? |
| you know the best thing about new zealand?the ruminant rumpy-pumpy. | i’m just saying...  | what?! |
| it says here that 1 in 4 men dream about murdering their spouses. | do you dream about murdering me?no.really? | i believe the term you’re looking for is "fantasize." |
| the car was making a weird noise. it was a kind of ’squeeeeeeee!’sounds like the fan belt. that shouldn’t be too hard to fix. | actually i don’t think it ’s the fan belt.well the car only makes a ’squeeeeeeee!’ sounds when the fan belt’s slipped. | no, it also makes a ’squeeeeeeee!’ sound when it slips across the medium strip on it’s roof. |