Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Please support DSF day. '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: what’s today?
:Tyler says: you do not know?!
,Tyler shock.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: i was thinking tuesday but it could be wednesday, it kinda feels like a wednesday to me.
:Tyler says: how can she not know?
,Tyler guilty.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: dear child, let me break this to you gently, today is
devour simian foeti day!
i think there’s an arm band or something.
:Monigue says from offstage: nope, the calendar says it’s a tuesday.
,Tyler talk.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Deliver Ants '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: tyler, i want to move. brisbane no longer does it for me, the idiocy rate is unacceptably high.
:Tyler says: i think you’ll find there’s quite a bit of that going ’round lately.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: how about naples or perhaps chamonix? they’re supposed to be wonderful all year.
:Tyler says: yes but they’re full of foreigners.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: fine, what about tasmania? it’s still part of australia.
:Tyler says: we do have the same last name i suppose.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Alcohol: Breakfast of Champions '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: happy birfday to me. happy birfday to me. happy birfday dear ... meeeeeeee. happy birfday to me. woooooo!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
:Monigue says: what the ... tyler, it’s only 7am and you’re already three sheets to the wind!
:Tyler says: ish ma birfday.
:Monigue says: fine! happy birthday. i’m off to work.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: eeexcelent. ish now time for the watching of da boobies and wearing of frozen cupcakes upon the forehead.
lick my frozen monkey nodules!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' GTA: Tales from Dickheadsville '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: the pain!
:Monigue says: what happened to you?
:Tyler says: i was riding my bicycle down the street, playing my psp, the next thing i know i’m lying flat on my back and my face hurts.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: you were involved in an accident because you were doing something dumb? interesting.
:Tyler says: i wasn’t involved in the crash. the guy who swerved off the road chased me down and punched me.
:Monigue says: i ... when did you get a bicycle?
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: i forgot where i parked my car so i had to walk home. there was a bicycle chained up outside the school that no one was using so...
:Tyler says: oh, like you wouldn’t have done the same.
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Suck '
written by
Dan
shouuk! shouuk!
shouuk! shouuk!
slam!
,Tyler none.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: your turn,.. don’t you want to know what i’ve been doing?
:Monigue says: i’ve stopped asking about the horrifying noises that come from the bathroom when you’re in there. anyway, i need to shower.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
whoooosh!!
:Monigue says from offstage: my clothes!!
:Tyler says: if you’d asked i could have told you how much effort it is to create a vacuum in a room of the house.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Broken China '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: you know what i hate about the chinese?
:Monigue says: would it be obtuse of me to guess that you’re reflecting on their constant violation of human rights within their culture?
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says: sushi.
:Monigue says: *sigh* i imagine it’s probably impossible to dissuade you from your own personal reality.
:Tyler says: i mean, yuck! raw fish,.. gross!
,Tyler angry.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: and what’s with that nintendo crap?
:Monigue says: and that would be my cue to stop listening now
:Tyler says: that ’mario’ guy, he’s not even chinese.
,Tyler angry.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Wife Beating '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: i was just talking to my friend megan. that bastard clive has been beating her up. there’s really nothing worse than someone who gets drunk and abusive.
:Tyler says: well,...
:Monigue says: oh please don’t tell me you’re about to defend this.
,Tyler query.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says: well, at least if he’s drunk and abusive he’d miss more often.
:Monigue says: more often than what?
:Tyler says: than if he was just abusive.
,Tyler guilty.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: what are you doing?
:Monigue says from offstage: having a drink.
:Tyler says: that’s a lot of vodka for this time of morning.
,Tyler query.,Monique none.
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