Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Making a List '
written by
Dan
he’s making a list,
and checking it once.
he already knows,
that people are cunts!
so you’re doing the christmas shopping today eh?
santa claus is gunning, the town.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Liking Christmas '
written by
Dan
you know what i like the most about christmas?
mmm? what’s that?
reminding you that you forgot to do your tax.
’tis the season.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Cooking Dinner '
written by
Dan
would you please cook dinner tonight?
meh!
oh, i could make a curry.
lord no! the last time i ate your curry i passed out from the heat.
it was a korma!
it’s pronounced,.. ’coma’!
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Arts and crafts '
written by
Goatlord
*grunt*...jesus fuck my nose!
tyler dear, we’re getting a bit of a line up out here.
well learn to cook woman!
happy now?
i don’t think van gogh could have painted a better bowl.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Christmas '
written by
Dan
tyler and monique are spending christmas at monique’s parents this year.
it doesn’t go well.
nuff said?
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The adventures of Stumpy Bear '
written by
Goatlord
you know the best thing about new zealand?
the ruminant rumpy-pumpy.
i’m just saying...
what?!
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The 1.25L variety '
written by
Goatlord
it says here that 1 in 4 men dream about murdering their spouses.
do you dream about murdering me?
no.
really?
i believe the term you’re looking for is "fantasize."
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