 behold! through meditation i have achieved enlightenment. my consciousness rose to the highest of planes; i basked in its glory, and found that it was cheese. meditate, you?  | the experience was akin to floating in a giant fondue, filled with infinity.i thought you said it was made from- | yes, and in this highest of realms, infinity itself, is made, from cheese!  |
they killed wash.  | so, you didn’t like serenity? | best movie ever!geek. |
he’s so dreamy,..why, thank you.  | not you! ash mccloud from that new show.you know, he’s not a real actor,.. he just plays one on tv. | what?you heard me. |
| i just finished stephen hawking’s a brief history of time. i was surprised at how much i thought i understood.the guy in the wheelchair who dumped his loyal wife and shacked up with a hot nurse? funny. | please, let us bypass the adult conversation and head directly to the childish banter.sure, ok.you’re just jealous that you could never pick up women as hot as the ones a guy with motor neuron disease can. | ha ha, you said ... *sigh*ass.so, what was this "adult conversation" thing you mentioned earlier? |
in saudi arabia, did you know that it is legal to skin your neighbour’s children if they cannot recite the entirety of the koran on command? | you are such a liar.am not. | are so.uh-ah. |
| i see you bought yourself the alfred hitchcock collection.i watched psycho. it gave me some great ideas. | ho ho ho. well, as fun as this is, don’t you have work?good point, i’m going,.. heh,. hitch cock! | i wonder if he’ll realise which movie i got my ideas from when he discovers i’ve sewn bird seed into his pants lining.ieeeeeyyyyy!!!! not a worm,.. not a worm!!!heh,.. cock,.. |
| what’s today?you do not know?! | i was thinking tuesday but it could be wednesday, it kinda feels like a wednesday to me.how can she not know? | dear child, let me break this to you gently, today is devour simian foeti day! i think there’s an arm band or something. nope, the calendar says it’s a tuesday. |