 "my dog stains are in you thanking"?!what the hell does that even mean? i’m sure the ’translators’ are just pulling the piss.  | pulling the piss?y’know: having a lend; pulling your leg; to come a wry one?  | and what language are you translating that from?  |
| why the hell is there a pentagram sculpted in the sand garden?i was trying to summon a demon of hell to serve my earthly desires. | an excellent use of a saturday afternoon.speaking of which, did you do the washing up like i asked you? | finished!!yup. |
| mmm, i just spent an afternoon playing burnout: revenge with s-bear. so very cool.why can’t you have any grown up hobbies? video games are for children. | hmmm? yes. i was going to get a psp but the graphics for the xbox were great. conundrum!but of course! there is a version of burnout available for the psp. my peepee senses are tingling!  | don’t you mean your psp senses?psp senses? don’t be daft.ew ... why do i bother? |
| tyler, you’ve been spending a lot of time on that psp of yours.revenge! ... mm? | quick question: what does your psp and your pp have in common?whoopah! | they’re both handheld and fit easily inside my purse.reven... what?!  |
| behold! through meditation i have achieved enlightenment. my consciousness rose to the highest of planes; i basked in its glory, and found that it was cheese. meditate, you? | the experience was akin to floating in a giant fondue, filled with infinity.i thought you said it was made from- | yes, and in this highest of realms, infinity itself, is made, from cheese! |
they killed wash. | so, you didn’t like serenity? | best movie ever!geek. |
he’s so dreamy,..why, thank you. | not you! ash mccloud from that new show.you know, he’s not a real actor,.. he just plays one on tv. | what?you heard me. |