 "fur is murder," right?yes.  | what if i was to remove and wear the skins of people who buy fur? is that murder?generally speaking, yes. | oh, that’s no fun.’fraid not. |
| "fur is murder," right?yes. | what if i was to remove and wear the skins of people who buy fur? is that murder?generally speaking, yes. | oh, that’s no fun.’fraid not. |
bzzzzttttt!!! aaaaaaaarrgh!!!!  | diiiiid,... yoouuuuu,... earth,.... miiiiiy,... hair-dryeeeerrr,.. afteeeeeer,.. yoooooou,.... rewirreed,... it,...?yes, of course.whaaaaaat,... wiiiiith?? | my wife.shuuut,... iiit,... ooooff,.. yoooou,.. priiiiick !! |
| serenity comes out tomorrow. glee!didn’t you mention your boss wanted you to stay back late tomorrow to finish off those tps reports? | fuck. | fuck!  |
| chilli sauce!!why are you so excited about,... | *cough* *gag* *cough!* | aaaaaaaagh!!!!!chilli sauce!!! |
i crave the flesh of humans!wha... cravings?! oh no! monique, you’re not pregnant are you?! | i am not monique. i am unicron, devourer of worlds. i crave the flesh of humans! | aaaaaaaaaahhhh .... hey, wait a minute...tool. |
| *puff* *gasp*what’s with you?i just travelled back from the past where i killed your grandfather before he could conceive you. |  | by the way, it turns out, your grandma’s a slut. |
wow! it says here on e! news live that george w. bush is going to marry paris hilton.everything on that show is made up and only stupid people believe them. | lies! you speak lies!did you know the network is changing the show’s name to gullible! news live. | what?! but the name makes up 50% of the show!i rest my case. |