"fur is murder," right? yes. | what if i was to remove and wear the skins of people who buy fur? is that murder? generally speaking, yes. | oh, that’s no fun. ’fraid not. |
bzzzzttttt!!! aaaaaaaarrgh!!!! | diiiiid,... yoouuuuu,... earth,.... miiiiiy,... hair-dryeeeerrr,.. afteeeeeer,.. yoooooou,.... rewirreed,... it,...? yes, of course. whaaaaaat,... wiiiiith?? | my wife. shuuut,... iiit,... ooooff,.. yoooou,.. priiiiick !! |
serenity comes out tomorrow. glee! didn’t you mention your boss wanted you to stay back late tomorrow to finish off those tps reports? | fuck. | fuck! |
chilli sauce!! why are you so excited about,... | *cough* *gag* *cough!* | aaaaaaaagh!!!!! chilli sauce!!! |
i crave the flesh of humans! wha... cravings?! oh no! monique, you’re not pregnant are you?! | i am not monique. i am unicron, devourer of worlds. i crave the flesh of humans! | aaaaaaaaaahhhh .... hey, wait a minute... tool. |
*puff* *gasp* what’s with you? i just travelled back from the past where i killed your grandfather before he could conceive you. | by the way, it turns out, your grandma’s a slut. |
wow! it says here on e! news live that george w. bush is going to marry paris hilton. everything on that show is made up and only stupid people believe them. | lies! you speak lies! did you know the network is changing the show’s name to gullible! news live. | what?! but the name makes up 50% of the show! i rest my case. |