 remember you promised to give the stars to me, hajiki oh lord, not more anime!!it’s pronounced ah-nih-meh  | i can’t believe you enjoy that girlish nonsense.girlish!!??yeah! my god! if ’neighbours’ had killer robots you’d probably watch that too. | in my opinion, the only things that would improve that show are killer robots. |
| well, strange old scientist, my friends and our dog ’scooby’ are planning on spending the night in the old abandoned hologram factory. | the hologram factory? why, you don’t want to go there. that place is haunted. | these new episodes of ’scooby doo’ are very, very predictabledon’t tell me!! |
do you think i could be a successful pole dancer?what? that’s ridiculous,.. you’re not polish | i meant a table top dancer.hey!  | people have to eat off there. don’t even joke about a thing like that.it’s going to be hard to dance around a pole that’s wrapped around your pointy little head.i recognise this song. |
*sigh*what’s up?somebody quayed my car. | what’s the problem? that sort of stuff will just buff right out. you’ve got the stuff in your garage. | they didn’t ’key’ my car, they dropped it in the bay.  |
| did you hear that jamie wrote his wife’s name in the sky for their anniversary?big deal! i’ve done that for you before. | i said ’sky’,.. not ’snow’. | same thing. they’re both very elemental.i still get dirty looks when i go to that indoor ski slope. |
| ,..well, you’re a festering boil on the arse of humanity,.. database addressing error,.. | okay jon, i won’t eat the lasangathat’s a good cat  | munch munch munchoh, i hate mondays |
| arrr, me land lubbin’ wench. though a fine one it be, what be you doin’ buyin’ fer ye’self a new car?*sigh* | my boss thought it would be a good idea to park his disgustingly large humvee on top of my astra. after i returned his testicles, he hired a new mercedes r-class for me to drive whilst he has my car repaired.arrrrrr! | oh, i see, very clever dear.r341i53 /\/\y 1337 c0mic 5ki11z! |