Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Bah Ram Ewe '
written by
Stumpybear
heh.
hmm?
pussy.
huh?
pussy.
i don’t get it.
and you never will.
classy.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Arnhem eh? '
written by
Dan
remember you promised to give the stars to me, hajiki
oh lord, not more anime!!
it’s pronounced ah-nih-meh
i can’t believe you enjoy that girlish nonsense.
girlish!!??
yeah! my god! if ’neighbours’ had killer robots you’d probably watch that too.
in my opinion, the only things that would improve that show
are
killer robots.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Scooby '
written by
Dan
well, strange old scientist, my friends and our dog ’scooby’ are planning on spending the night in the old abandoned hologram factory.
the hologram factory? why, you don’t want to go there. that place is haunted.
these new episodes of ’scooby doo’ are very, very predictable
don’t tell me!!
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Pole Position '
written by
Dan
do you think i could be a successful pole dancer?
what? that’s ridiculous,.. you’re not polish
i meant a table top dancer.
hey!
people have to eat off there. don’t even joke about a thing like that.
it’s going to be hard to dance around a pole that’s wrapped around your pointy little head.
i recognise this song.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Off-Key '
written by
Dan
*sigh*
what’s up?
somebody quayed my car.
what’s the problem? that sort of stuff will just buff right out. you’ve got the stuff in your garage.
they didn’t ’key’ my car, they dropped it in the bay.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sky Written '
written by
Dan
did you hear that jamie wrote his wife’s name in the sky for their anniversary?
big deal! i’ve done that for you before.
i said ’sky’,.. not ’snow’.
same thing. they’re both very elemental.
i still get dirty looks when i go to that indoor ski slope.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Errors '
written by
Dan
,..well, you’re a festering boil on the arse of humanity,..
database addressing error,..
okay jon, i won’t eat the lasanga
that’s a good cat
munch munch munch
oh, i hate mondays
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