yes, you males love to equate drinking with having a good time. actually, i have to relay some important news to you.

i’m pregnant. your going to be a daddy.

really? that makes my heart swell tyler because i’m not really pregnant, however, your mum called earlier and said your grandma was run over by a school bus.

they just don’t make toys like they used to.

we have to get drunk ... immediately.

woo *urg* hoo. go to the bank and check our balance.

sweet jesus no! tell me you didn’t spend all our money on beans.

are we on the ’happy’ suppositories today?

actually yes, that would be nice, thanks. i haven’t been feeling too good since some ’actress’ bit me yesterday after i told her she was a "no-talent slut." i’ll just get my things.

i would like to be able to remember all the good times, reflect upon how we loved and cherished one another.

if they want to get paid they will.

i’ve never heard that urban myth

oh, that story gave me nightmares.

mmm?

*sigh*

fascinating

voodoo, yeesh! like that would ever work.

yeha.

that’s nice.

heh.

pussy.

pussy.

and you never will.

oh lord, not more anime!!

i can’t believe you enjoy that girlish nonsense.

yeah! my god! if ’neighbours’ had killer robots you’d probably watch that too.

these new episodes of ’scooby doo’ are very, very predictable

do you think i could be a successful pole dancer?

i meant a table top dancer.

it’s going to be hard to dance around a pole that’s wrapped around your pointy little head.

what’s up?

what’s the problem? that sort of stuff will just buff right out. you’ve got the stuff in your garage.

did you hear that jamie wrote his wife’s name in the sky for their anniversary?

i said ’sky’,.. not ’snow’.

i still get dirty looks when i go to that indoor ski slope.

,..well, you’re a festering boil on the arse of humanity,..

that’s a good cat

oh, i hate mondays

*sigh*

my boss thought it would be a good idea to park his disgustingly large humvee on top of my astra. after i returned his testicles, he hired a new mercedes r-class for me to drive whilst he has my car repaired.

oh, i see, very clever dear.

my boss said he wanted to lick my anus.

oh, yes,..

he said it was all tongue in cheek.

uh-huh.

there’s a joke somewhere in there about your balls having never dropped but to be quite honest, i couldn’t be stuffed.

tyler don’t take it in there ... tyler!

oh, i’m sure they do ... grot.

too much tv for you, young man.

like what?

now it just has to turn off your mouth.

we should go on holidays...to somewhere maybe in europe.

it says here that paris has the best nude beaches in the world.

i knew you would see it my way.

yes.

generally speaking, yes.

’fraid not.

didn’t you mention your boss wanted you to stay back late tomorrow to finish off those tps reports?

why are you so excited about,...

*cough* *gag* *cough!*

i crave the flesh of humans!

i am not monique. i am unicron, devourer of worlds. i crave the flesh of humans!

tool.

what’s with you?

everything on that show is made up and only stupid people believe them.

did you know the network is changing the show’s name to gullible! news live.

i rest my case.