Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Crouching Woman, Burning Sensation '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says: i hate you...
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: murmuring to yourself again? you know, a few broken ribs could change your feelings for me.
:Tyler says: yes, but a few less ribs would rid my need of you anyway.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: when your neck breaks, can i pawn your kidneys?
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Pipe '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: imagine if i got a piece of pvc piping and i got it to follow me around constantly.
:Monigue says: and?
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: well, then i’d have a led pipe.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: doyagetit?
doyagetit?
:Monigue says: you’re going to get it.
:Monigue says: man, i wish i had a lead pipe
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' TICK! '
written by
Dan
tick!
:Monigue says: what the hell is that noise?
tick!
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
tick!
:Tyler says: i was just doing what you asked for!
tick!
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
tick!
:Monigue says: you misheard me! i said "i wish you had a bigger,..."
tick!
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Cows With Guns '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: it’s during times like these, i wish i had a tactical nuclear device.
:Monigue says: uh-huh.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: oh, absolutely. i could achieve so much--
:Monigue says: --for yourself.
:Tyler says: of course.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: it’s a pity i’m the one with the tactical nuclear device then, isn’t it?
:Tyler says: bah!
,Tyler angry.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' A murder of Crowe '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: apple i-store has a function where you can find celebrities and their favorite playlists. it gives you a bit of an insight into their personalities.
:Monigue says: sounds interesting.
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says: i had a look at russell crowe’s. do you know what’s number one in russell crowe’s playlist? his own crap song that he’s trying to promote.
:Monigue says: what a wanker!
:Tyler says: what,... a,... wanker!
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
no punchline. just wanted to point out that russell crowe is a wanker.
,Tyler silent.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Funk Yeah! '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says from offstage: *sniff* *sniff*,
*sniff* *sniff*
:Monigue says: what on earth are you doing?
,Tyler none.,Monique query.
:Tyler says from offstage: is it wrong to enjoy your own funk? i am enjoying my own funk.
:Tyler says from offstage: *sniff* *sniff*,
*sniff* *sniff*
,Tyler none.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says from offstage: *sniff* *sniff*,
*sniff* *sniff*
:Monigue says from offstage: *hurk*
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Fly my Pretties! '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: have you ever wondered how many donkeys it would take to raise the titanic?
:Monigue says: i can’t say that i have, no. am i right to assume these donkeys would be "pining for the fjords"?
:Tyler says: unless you know of a special breed of underwater donkey?
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: it turns out that when the body of a donkey decays, it produces and retains far more gas than any other creature.
:Tyler says: this is why donkey farmers have to puncture and bury any dead ones they find because they become hazards to low flying aircraft.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: do you ever get bored of speaking shit 24/7?
:Tyler says: what? no, it’s all true. we’ll be rich! maybe we could get some from your uncle. he’s into donkeys isn’t he?
:Monigue says: in a manner of speaking.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
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