Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Competition '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! hi there, is this tyler?
:Tyler says from offstage: yes? who’s this?
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! good news tyler! on behalf of radio station 67.8fm you’ve won the opportunity to benefit from over $5000 worth of goods for an initial outlay of only $35
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
:Tyler says from offstage: good news friendly telemarketer. thanks to my new inbound call tracking system you’ve "won" the opportunity to benefit from the fact that i work at a gun store and i get cut-price weaponry and ammunition.
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! erm,..
:Tyler says from offstage: don’t worry, you don’t have to do anything. we’re already on our way.
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
:Tyler says from offstage: phone says! *click*
:Tyler says from offstage: i’m going out sweetie.
:Monigue says: aw no, killing telemarketers? he’s going to want sex tonight.
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Werewolf '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: imagine if you were a werewolf. you could go get your haircut on the day before the full moon and then return the next day for a refund.
:Tyler says: it’d be the perfect scam.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: so, your scam would be that you ended up with no extra money than you had, and no haircut but you’d have managed to waste a hairdressers time,..?
,Tyler silent.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: fucking hairdressers
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Puck-er up '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says: i wonder if the olympics will make "tonsil hockey" a national sport...
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: at least you already know you suck.
,Tyler angry.,Monique news.
goal!
,Tyler angry.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Tackle Happy '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says from offstage: teehee! when monique is away, tyler will play...or in this case, download some porn!
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Tyler says from offstage: 2%...2%...2%...
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: tyler! i’m home; to wreck your fun!
:Tyler says from offstage: *sigh* this is going to be a long night.
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' nkMyeo aigtnE. '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: i ofudn a edr nep no het lofor. si it uyors?
:Monigue says: no.
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says: ho, ko hetn.
:Monigue says: are you feeling ok? you sound a little off.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: i elfe nfie. hwy do uyo ska?
:Monigue says: no reason.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Crouching Woman, Burning Sensation '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says: i hate you...
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: murmuring to yourself again? you know, a few broken ribs could change your feelings for me.
:Tyler says: yes, but a few less ribs would rid my need of you anyway.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: when your neck breaks, can i pawn your kidneys?
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Pipe '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: imagine if i got a piece of pvc piping and i got it to follow me around constantly.
:Monigue says: and?
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: well, then i’d have a led pipe.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: doyagetit?
doyagetit?
:Monigue says: you’re going to get it.
:Monigue says: man, i wish i had a lead pipe
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
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