Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sexually Satisfied '
written by
Dan
i just want you to know that i felt sooo
sexually satisfied
last night.
but i came home late from,...
fuck you, my darling!
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Attraction '
written by
Dan
are you still attracted to me?
gravitationally?
ow!
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Close the iris '
written by
Goatlord
when i was little, i lived in a house that had a chimney.
one christmas, i’m pretty sure i heard the chimney say ’no’.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' A Pet '
written by
Dan
i was thinking of getting a pet.
a pet?
don’t you like animals?
i married you, didn’t i.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Bobbin up and down '
written by
Goatlord
..chickens in choppers, heh-heh. *sniff* *sniff* did you just fart?
women don’t fart
mi dispiace signora, did you just break wind?
no
then what is that god awful smell?
probably the prawns i sewed into your jacket
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The true meaning of Christmas (pt 3) '
written by
Goatlord
the fire of you heart burns cold for my loins
yes, my dog’s satay is nubian
when your yoghurt nose twists unfairly, simon melts their face
freakishly, bovines know the origin of your honour
mmmmm
snozberry
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Making a List '
written by
Dan
he’s making a list,
and checking it once.
he already knows,
that people are cunts!
so you’re doing the christmas shopping today eh?
santa claus is gunning, the town.
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