Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sexually Satisfied '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: i just want you to know that i felt sooo sexually satisfied last night.
,Tyler news.,Monique slygrin.
:Tyler says: but i came home late from,...
,Tyler shock.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: fuck you, my darling!
,Tyler talk.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Attraction '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: are you still attracted to me?
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: gravitationally?
,Tyler news.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says: ow!
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Close the iris '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: when i was little, i lived in a house that had a chimney.
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: one christmas, i’m pretty sure i heard the chimney say ’no’.
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' A Pet '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: i was thinking of getting a pet.
:Monigue says: a pet?
,Tyler talk.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says: don’t you like animals?
:Monigue says: i married you, didn’t i.
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
,Tyler silent.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Bobbin up and down '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: ..chickens in choppers, heh-heh. *sniff* *sniff* did you just fart?
:Monigue says: women don’t fart
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: mi dispiace signora, did you just break wind?
:Monigue says: no
:Tyler says: then what is that god awful smell?
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: probably the prawns i sewed into your jacket
,Tyler angry.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The true meaning of Christmas (pt 3) '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: the fire of you heart burns cold for my loins
:Monigue says: yes, my dog’s satay is nubian
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: when your yoghurt nose twists unfairly, simon melts their face
:Monigue says: freakishly, bovines know the origin of your honour
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: mmmmm
:Monigue says: snozberry
,Tyler coffee.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Making a List '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: singing! he’s making a list,
:Monigue says: singing! and checking it once.
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: singing! he already knows,
:Monigue says: singing! that people are cunts!
,Tyler query.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: so you’re doing the christmas shopping today eh?
:Monigue says: singing! santa claus is gunning, the town.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
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