you know maybe you should show me a little more respect, i do work in a gun shop you know?
you’re their accountant!
well,.. have you done your tax yet? there are fines you know?
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Slurpee Headache '
written by
Dan
did you know that the ’cold’ headache that you get when you suck too hard on a slurpee is the same as why people get a pain in their left arm when there’s a problem with their heart? the brain confuses the signals.
does this explain why i get the creeping horrors when you kiss me?
no. that’s because i hate you.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sexually Satisfied '
written by
Dan
i just want you to know that i felt sooo sexually satisfied last night.
but i came home late from,...
fuck you, my darling!
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Attraction '
written by
Dan
are you still attracted to me?
gravitationally?
ow!
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Close the iris '
written by
Goatlord
when i was little, i lived in a house that had a chimney.
one christmas, i’m pretty sure i heard the chimney say ’no’.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' A Pet '
written by
Dan
i was thinking of getting a pet.
a pet?
don’t you like animals?
i married you, didn’t i.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Bobbin up and down '
written by
Goatlord
..chickens in choppers, heh-heh. *sniff* *sniff* did you just fart?