you know maybe you should show me a little more respect, i do work in a gun shop you know? | you’re their accountant! | well,.. have you done your tax yet? there are fines you know? |
did you know that the ’cold’ headache that you get when you suck too hard on a slurpee is the same as why people get a pain in their left arm when there’s a problem with their heart? the brain confuses the signals. | does this explain why i get the creeping horrors when you kiss me? | no. that’s because i hate you. |
i just want you to know that i felt sooo sexually satisfied last night. | but i came home late from,... | fuck you, my darling! |
are you still attracted to me? | gravitationally? | ow! |
when i was little, i lived in a house that had a chimney. | one christmas, i’m pretty sure i heard the chimney say ’no’. |
i was thinking of getting a pet. a pet? | don’t you like animals? i married you, didn’t i. |
..chickens in choppers, heh-heh. *sniff* *sniff* did you just fart? women don’t fart | mi dispiace signora, did you just break wind? no then what is that god awful smell? | probably the prawns i sewed into your jacket |