 ok, i’ll bite. what’s got you so steamed?the patent office rejected another of my applications! it was the best one yet!  | how could they reject a "vaginal sneakoscope"?!  | oh, c’mon!  |
| ok, i’ll bite. what’s got you so steamed?the patent office rejected another of my applications! it was the best one yet! | how could they reject a "vaginal sneakoscope"?! | oh, c’mon! |
i want you to be on your best behaviour at this dinner party tonight.of course. you can trust me. | later that night. i can’t believe you!! i can’t take you anywhere!!  | what the hell is your problem? all i did was say that i liked her hat.she is a siamese twin.oh,.. that would explain why it was so life like,... ,..and foul mouthed. |
"nose biting is said still to be practised in micronesia. while nose biting is a well described phenomenon, this is not the case with bites to the penis,..."pity. | chew my domesticated beast of burden.i am not eating your vomit tyler.vomit? | yes you’re very clever but i refuse to "chew your yak."oh, no, what i meant was, bite my ass, y’know donkey, ha ha. fine, just forget it.perhaps i can get the yak to take lessons from the micronesians. |
| dear? why did the bank send us a ’thank-you’ letter for taking out a second mortgage on the house when we haven’t taken out a second mortgage?i needed some money to finance a new project i’m working on. | your going to finance your own movie by remor... you did it to buy more beads didn’t you?beads. | it’s a very unhealthy obsesion monique. whilst i admit the bead underpants are extremely stimulating, i think you should sto..beads! |
did you get that game from your friend for the dinner party on friday?no.what? he said we could borrow it. we even invited the little prick to the dinner. | he changed his mind. he said it was in his car and that he was kind of using it.he’s using a board game in his car? can’t he see over the steering wheel?who knows? look, he’s just a little prick. | oh for chet’s sake! this always happens. i guess we’ll just have to play cards, again! i’m really getting sick of playing strip poker with your parents monique.you and me both. *shudder* |
from the creator of ’pearl harbor’ and ’armageddon’,...transformers, the live action film.  | | next he’s going to travel back in time and steal all your toys.*sob*  |
beginning of token ’fourth wall breaking’ strip.   | i am in a comic strip.hey! so am i. | end of token ’fourth wall breaking’ strip. |