i noticed you didn’t eat the lovely mushrooms i cooked into the dinner last night. | you know i don’t like them. eating mushrooms is like eating something that’s dead. |
ah hermione, you sexy little know-it-all. if only you were real... | hey tyler, are you up to the bit where hermione dies yet? | nooo!! my life, it flashes before my eyes! heh-heh...geek. |
mmmm, reading each new ’harry potter’ book is like putting on a favoured old coat or perhaps a brand new pair of woollen socks. they feel so warm and snuggly, very easy to slip into. | although, the same could be said of a two dollar whore. but we won’t. |
what are you watching? ’monk,’ yet another dopey american detective show. | does he spell his name with a silent ’e’ and ’y’? | begone git! ooo, ooo, ooo! |
ok, i’ll bite. what’s got you so steamed? the patent office rejected another of my applications! it was the best one yet! | how could they reject a "vaginal sneakoscope"?! | oh, c’mon! |
i want you to be on your best behaviour at this dinner party tonight. of course. you can trust me. | later that night. i can’t believe you!! i can’t take you anywhere!! | what the hell is your problem? all i did was say that i liked her hat. she is a siamese twin. oh,.. that would explain why it was so life like,... ,..and foul mouthed. |
"nose biting is said still to be practised in micronesia. while nose biting is a well described phenomenon, this is not the case with bites to the penis,..." pity. | chew my domesticated beast of burden. i am not eating your vomit tyler. vomit? | yes you’re very clever but i refuse to "chew your yak." oh, no, what i meant was, bite my ass, y’know donkey, ha ha. fine, just forget it. perhaps i can get the yak to take lessons from the micronesians. |