deftly, he sidesteps the poorly worded and yea, mispelt slur against his prowess in the boudoir.
zing! tyler masterfully ripostes with his rapier like wit. the ice maiden grovels before him in obeisance.
did you say something dear?
um, moo?
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Bats '
written by
Dan
phew! i’ve finally managed to net off the paw-paw trees in the back yard. no more bat problems.
tyler? have you seen my fish-nets?
whoa! that was quick.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Satchmo Know '
written by
Goatlord
ok, we’ll try it again. what do you get if you multiply six by nine?
forty-two.
that’s just dumb.
heathen.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Neither rain,... '
written by
Goatlord
it’s my cousin’s birthday next week but she’s got the "travel bug" and i don’t know where she’ll be to send her a present.
send it by owl.
geek.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' There ain’t mushroom in here. '
written by
Goatlord
i noticed you didn’t eat the lovely mushrooms i cooked into the dinner last night.
you know i don’t like them. eating mushrooms is like eating something that’s dead.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Mmm...Pottery '
written by
Stumpybear
ah hermione, you sexy little know-it-all. if only you were real...
hey tyler, are you up to the bit where hermione dies yet?
nooo!! my life, it flashes before my eyes!
heh-heh...geek.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Something Flowery '
written by
Goatlord
mmmm, reading each new ’harry potter’ book is like putting on a favoured old coat or perhaps a brand new pair of woollen socks. they feel so warm and snuggly, very easy to slip into.
although, the same could be said of a two dollar whore.