 all aboard!  | huff. huff. huff. huff-a huff-a huff-a huff-a, woooooooo! what are you watching in there? | ok, everybody out!some old gang bang movie i’d forgotten i’d had. wow, they don’t make porn stars like they used to. i didn’t think she’d be able to walk away from that train crash. |
i was quite disappointed to find that the face on mars turned out to be simple tricks of the light.no kidding. | yeah, kind of like how you actually have a face but a trick of the light turns it into a crater pocked, canal fed wasteland. | if you thought mars was the god of war,....i’m already running! |
i got some cool noise-cancelling headphone buds.wasting your money on stupid gimmicks just to listen to music. that’s so lame. | music?oh, very funny! you know,.. you can be a complete ba,.... click   |  |
have you been sending me blackmail again? | what makes you ask such a preposterous thing? | i received some extremely bizarre pictures of black men having sex...again.oh, that. no, it’s just your early birthday present. |
| *whisper* *whisper* *whisper* | tyler...are you praying?? you do know that god doesn’t exist, right?monique, noooo!!! | pop! you know, this is all your fault monique.  |
| yowser to the red monkey paste! | do i want to know?chilli chocolate frogs and shots of jack daniels. i can see through time. | at least until next wednesday.tard. |
and now a cartoon involving a polar bear in a snow storm. | grrr | what the fuck was that?grrrrrrrrrrr |