![:Monigue says:](../fymd/images/blank.gif) how long has it been since you washed your hair? ![:Tyler says:](../fymd/images/blank.gif) a couple of months i guess. ![:Monigue says:](../fymd/images/blank.gif) yuck. i can’t believe how unhealthy your hair is. ![,Tyler talk.](images/ttalk.png) ![,Monique query.](images/mquery.png) | ![:Tyler says:](../fymd/images/blank.gif) unhealthy? it’s dead. they’re dead skin cells. any advertisment that’s telling you you need healthy hair is nonsense. ![:Monigue says:](../fymd/images/blank.gif) dead? ![:Tyler says:](../fymd/images/blank.gif) hair stops being alive a millimetre below the scalp. ![,Tyler talk.](images/ttalk.png) ![,Monique shock.](images/mshock.png) | ![:Tyler says:](../fymd/images/blank.gif) honestly, it’s like spraying lacquer over a cadaver. ’grandpa’s dead but the spray-on laminate has stopped him rotting too quickly’. ![:Tyler says:](../fymd/images/blank.gif) in fact, so far as society is concerned, the less life in your hair the better. ![:Monigue says:](../fymd/images/blank.gif) which brings me to my next point. ![,Tyler angry.](images/tangry.png) ![,Monique talk.](images/mtalk.png) |