Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Clam '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: why do we say ’as happy as a clam’?
:Monigue says: because they’re always smiling
,Tyler query.,Monique news.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: because they’re not married to you.
:Tyler says: you couldn’t let it go, could you?
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Lost Love '
written by
Jeremy
:Monigue says: where has the romance in our relationship gone?
:Tyler says: let me think.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique query.
,Tyler news.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says: well?
:Tyler says: it’s not on page seven. let me check page eight.
,Tyler news.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Decanter '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: do you know what happened to my crystal decanter?
:Tyler says: do you recall that fight we had?
,Tyler coffee.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: which one?
:Tyler says: the one where i got hit in the head with a crystal decanter
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: ah,..
,Tyler silent.,Monique guilty.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Good Luck, Darling '
written by
Jeremy
:Monigue says: what would you do if i had an affair?
:Tyler says: i’d build snowmen with joseph stalin.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: that makes no sense!
:Tyler says: it makes perfect sense. i’d have to be dead...
,Tyler coffee.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says: ...and for someone else to sleep with you, hell would be under six feet of snow.
,Tyler talk.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Coffee Filters! '
written by
Jeremy
:Tyler says: this coffee is awful. taste this.
:Monigue says: no thank you.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: who made it?
:Monigue says: me.
:Tyler says: what did you use for a filter? a dirty sock?
,Tyler angry.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: your dirty sock, actually. maybe now you will remember to pick up filters after work.
:Tyler says: at least it wasn’t your sock.
:Monigue says: that was yesterday’s pot.
,Tyler guilty.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' To spite her face '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: my dog has no nose.
:Monigue says: ...you don’t have a dog.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: ok then, your dog has no nose.
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
,Tyler news.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The true meaning of Christmas (pt 1) '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: beware the fetid donkey cheese! it consumes with a hitherto unknown passion for the art of kanly.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: beware the wife with the hitherto unknown passion for dropping acid in her husband’s morning coffee.
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: mmmmm....snozberry.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique news.
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