 mmmm, nummy.  | y’know, the average human body contains 5.7 litres of blood.random fact spouting, this is new. what book did you get this tidbit from pray? | book? |
| mmmm, nummy. | y’know, the average human body contains 5.7 litres of blood.random fact spouting, this is new. what book did you get this tidbit from pray? | book? |
you used the last of the milk.  | | actually i tipped out what was left of what i replaced the milk with last week. |
 you’re chipper!my chipper? | you are chipperoh! well, i figured out the solution to a problem that has been bothering me.what was the solution?  | my chipper.what was the problem?it’s probably best you don’t ask. |
you work in the movie business, right? | yeah, well y’know when you need animals on set, they have to come with trainers or "wranglers?" | if you needed a bunch of roosters for a scene would the trainer be called a, "cock wrangler?"i don’t know, grease boy, you tell me. |
bang! pop! fzzztgrgle!  | | well, i’m going to go to the computer store. |
can i fondle your breasts?excuse me? | i’m bored.fondle your own. | well...i guess they are of a similar size. |
you know your friend alex?the quantum theorist?that’s the one. | sometimes he’s a really pleasant chap,..but sometimes he comes across as a power hungry machivalian arse-clown.you’ve known this quantum theorist longer. which is he? | indeterminate!! |