what are you so happy about? and where did you go last night? i was bored, so i did what i usually do. i wandered up and down the aisles at the hardware store. | and did it relieve your boredom? inspiration struck when i found that the plungers were stored next to the super glue. you didn’t,... | and in news today,.. shh! this’ll be it. oh lord no. |
if you’re going to read comic books behind there, you could at least turn the newspaper the right way up. hey? oh, right. | better? much. what are you reading anyway? | "groovy gravy" surprisingly, it’s not crap. more in-jokes? when will you learn? |
mmmm, nummy. | y’know, the average human body contains 5.7 litres of blood. random fact spouting, this is new. what book did you get this tidbit from pray? | book? |
you used the last of the milk. | actually i tipped out what was left of what i replaced the milk with last week. |
you’re chipper! my chipper? | you are chipper oh! well, i figured out the solution to a problem that has been bothering me. what was the solution? | my chipper. what was the problem? it’s probably best you don’t ask. |
you work in the movie business, right? | yeah, well y’know when you need animals on set, they have to come with trainers or "wranglers?" | if you needed a bunch of roosters for a scene would the trainer be called a, "cock wrangler?" i don’t know, grease boy, you tell me. |
bang! pop! fzzztgrgle! | well, i’m going to go to the computer store. |