F#@$ You, My Darling!

Fuck

You

My

Darling

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' You Know You Want To '

written by

Goatlord

:Tyler says from offstage:

that was great! most of those costumed freaks were really nice, i hardly wanted to punch any of them in the face. there were a lot of non-costumed people like me there too, who would have thought?

ah me, how time flies.

,Tyler none.

,Monique coffee.

i picked up some "crumpleton experiment" and a "phatsville comix." a little, hyperactive young lad even wanted to sell me his love. i got to see jake the muss, very cool. i had no idea "once were warriors" was still so popular, and...

..this one time, at band camp.

huh?

,Tyler query.

,Monique talk.

anyway, i’m going back tomorrow, you should come too.

i don’t fucking think so.

,Tyler talk.

,Monique news.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Bored Last Night '

written by

Dan

what are you so happy about? and where did you go last night?

i was bored, so i did what i usually do. i wandered up and down the aisles at the hardware store.

,Tyler slygrin.

,Monique query.

and did it relieve your boredom?

inspiration struck when i found that the plungers were stored next to the super glue.

you didn’t,...

,Tyler talk.

,Monique shock.

television blares!

and in news today,..

shh! this’ll be it.

oh lord no.

,Tyler slygrin.

,Monique headinhands.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Nevermind '

written by

Goatlord

if you’re going to read comic books behind there, you could at least turn the newspaper the right way up.

hey? oh, right.

,Tyler news.

,Monique talk.

better?

much. what are you reading anyway?

,Tyler news.

,Monique coffee.

"groovy gravy" surprisingly, it’s not crap.

more in-jokes? when will you learn?

,Tyler talk.

,Monique talk.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Cinnamon to Taste '

written by

Goatlord

mmmm, nummy.

,Tyler coffee.

,Monique news.

y’know, the average human body contains 5.7 litres of blood.

random fact spouting, this is new. what book did you get this tidbit from pray?

,Tyler talk.

,Monique news.

book?

,Tyler coffee.

,Monique query.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Milk '

written by

Dan

you used the last of the milk.

,Tyler silent.

,Monique talk.

,Tyler silent.

,Monique news.

actually i tipped out what was left of what i replaced the milk with last week.

,Tyler talk.

,Monique shock.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Chipper '

written by

Dan

singing!

you’re chipper!

my chipper?

,Tyler news.

,Monique talk.

you are chipper

oh! well, i figured out the solution to a problem that has been bothering me.

what was the solution?

,Tyler slygrin.

,Monique angry.

my chipper.

what was the problem?

it’s probably best you don’t ask.

,Tyler news.

,Monique shock.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Choke the Chicken '

written by

Goatlord

you work in the movie business, right?

,Tyler talk.

,Monique silent.

yeah, well y’know when you need animals on set, they have to come with trainers or "wranglers?"

,Tyler talk.

,Monique silent.

if you needed a bunch of roosters for a scene would the trainer be called a, "cock wrangler?"

i don’t know, grease boy, you tell me.

,Tyler slygrin.

,Monique talk.

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