i’ve been thinking about terri schiavo. she’s dead now tyler. just leave her be. i was just wondering if the orderlies needed to use vaseline on her like they did uma in ’kill bill.’ | i would not say such things if i were you. why not? you can’t hurt me. westley and i are joined by the bonds of love. what were we talking about? |
i’m home, late again. you know how aroused these gun nuts get when they’re talking about their collections. honestly, they should be arrested for public lewdness or maybe, indecent dealings with a firearm. | oh, you’re asleep...on the kitchen table, dead perhaps? hmmm, regular drool patern, still warm, not dead. that’s ok monique, we can play tomorrow. | *uff* time to lay off the donuts girl, we can’t afford an escalator. |
if our planet is revolving around the sun plus it’s spinning on it’s axis, doesn’t that mean it’s like a giant tea cup ride like at disney world? what? well, aren’t we slowing down during the day then doing a ’whip’ at night time? | i don’t think that astronomy works like that. it’s not a stellar theme park ride. oh,.. | so then it’s the fact that i’m married to you that’s the reason i wake up screaming? |
i was looking for some old photo’s of mine in the garage this morning and i came across a box of your old uni stuff. does "analien: in space no one can hear you ream!" mean anything to you? why whatever do you mean? | i mean, why do you have a vhs tape of hard core, gay porn amongst your old uni things? it was a gift from friends, i’ve never actually watched it. i’m not worried about your sexuality tyler. it’s just that when i saw the title and the signatures of all the cast and the personal message, "to our bestest grease boy ever." i thought to myself, what the hell is a grease boy? | it’s not something i’m ashamed of. while you were sucking off, ah...up to, all those directors to let you work on their films, i was able to pay my university fees upfront. it may not have paid as much as a fluffer but i was working an honest job for honest... ...hard core, gay porn. you haven’t answered my question senator. no i haven’t, have i. |
why is it that you get to hit me but i don’t get to hit you? because i’m a girl. so,.. | remember lorena bobbitt? take it. it’s not like i enjoy using my penis any more. | and you already sit down to pee. bite me. |
so, what are you reading about? angry feminists. | wait, feminists are angry? what do they have to be angry about? female circumcision for one. | i don’t see how anyone with easy access to a pair of breasts can ever be angry. you’re not helping. |
i will be purchasing some bling bling after work today. do you even know what "bling bling" is? | sure i do. | a fiddy cent ringtone for my cell phone? you go now. |