Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The dastardly deeds of Richard Cranium '
written by
Goatlord
oh dear, listen to this poor loser, "naughty girl desperate for good spanking..."
"turn ons: chips, dips, chains and whips. turn offs: candlewax on the nipples."
why is my mobile number printed with the ad?!
happy unbirthday antlered one.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' On the Green '
written by
Dan
you know, if you were ’on the green’ all day, and you were playing lawn bowls that would be good.
but if you were playing golf, it would be very very bad.
sounds like you’ve been ’on the green’ all day.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Growth '
written by
Dan
remember to make an appointment with your doctor. you need to have that ’growth’ checked.
i’ve asked you before,
please
don’t call it that. it’s very bad for my libido.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sleeping In '
written by
Jeremy
7:00 am
mmm...
8:30 am
ahh...
10:00 am
getting better with the knots, i see.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Woorhahrahh '
written by
Jeremy
would you ever cast me in one of your movies?
actually, i could use you right now.
really?
lucas is looking for wookies for episode 3 spot filming. you’d be perfect.
we’ll strip you naked and shoot you from the back.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Pros and Cons '
written by
Dan
have you ever used a prostitute?
for sex? no!
ummmmm,..
best not to ask.
ok
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Escapee '
written by
Dan
did you hear about the new zealand escapee?
mmm?
he was ’on the lamb’.
uh.
i’m a comic genius.
you make, me, laugh.
thank you.
no, i mean,...
auh, damnit!
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