Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The dastardly deeds of Richard Cranium '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: oh dear, listen to this poor loser, "naughty girl desperate for good spanking..."
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: "turn ons: chips, dips, chains and whips. turn offs: candlewax on the nipples."
,Tyler coffee.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: why is my mobile number printed with the ad?!
:Tyler says: happy unbirthday antlered one.
,Tyler talk.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' On the Green '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: you know, if you were ’on the green’ all day, and you were playing lawn bowls that would be good.
:Tyler says: but if you were playing golf, it would be very very bad.
,Tyler query.,Monique coffee.
,Tyler silent.,Monique silent.
:Monigue says: sounds like you’ve been ’on the green’ all day.
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Growth '
written by
Dan
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: remember to make an appointment with your doctor. you need to have that ’growth’ checked.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: i’ve asked you before, please don’t call it that. it’s very bad for my libido.
,Tyler news.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sleeping In '
written by
Jeremy
7:00 am
:Monigue says: mmm...

,Tyler none.,Monique news.
8:30 am
:Monigue says: ahh...

,Tyler none.,Monique news.
10:00 am
:Monigue says: getting better with the knots, i see.
,Tyler angry.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Woorhahrahh '
written by
Jeremy
:Tyler says: would you ever cast me in one of your movies?
:Monigue says: actually, i could use you right now.
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: really?
:Monigue says: lucas is looking for wookies for episode 3 spot filming. you’d be perfect.
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: we’ll strip you naked and shoot you from the back.
,Tyler angry.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Pros and Cons '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: have you ever used a prostitute?
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: for sex? no!
,Tyler query.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: ummmmm,..
:Tyler says: best not to ask.
:Monigue says: ok
,Tyler news.,Monique shock.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Escapee '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: did you hear about the new zealand escapee?
:Monigue says: mmm?
:Tyler says: he was ’on the lamb’.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: uh.
:Tyler says: i’m a comic genius.
:Monigue says: you make, me, laugh.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: thank you.
:Monigue says: no, i mean,...
:Monigue says: auh, damnit!
,Tyler coffee.,Monique angry.
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