Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' CD Burning '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: what’s that smell?
:Tyler says: you wanted me to burn you some madonna cds.
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: the cd writer makes that smell?
:Tyler says: cd writer?
,Tyler query.,Monique shock.
:Monigue says from offstage: my madonna cds!!!!
:Tyler says: whoopsie. silly tyler.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Elephant Tangent '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: so, what elephants have the biggest ears? the indian elephant,..
:Tyler says: or you?
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique silent.
:Monigue says: have you ever seen ’reservoir dogs’ tyler?
:Tyler says: you’re going to cut my ear off?
:Monigue says: could be tyler. could be.
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: imagine an elephant version of reservoir dogs.
:Monigue says: wow! you’d need, like, a chain saw.
:Tyler says: yeah, one that could be operated without thumbs.
,Tyler query.,Monique shock.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Handy Tips for Swatting Flies '
written by
Goatlord
handy tip #407
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique none.
when using hand tools of any variety (esp. hammers), put said tools down before any attempt at swatting.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique none.
:Monigue says: uh..tyler, are you ok?
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique query.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Turderific '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: guess what all the cool kids are drinking these days?
:Monigue says: i don’t care.
:Tyler says: jagermeister. that stuff is soo cool, you can’t be cool unless you’re drinking... jagermeister.
,Tyler shock.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: with all the advertisments, competitions and pub sluts, it is no wonder that jagermeister is the essence of cool.
:Monigue says: prithee mr cool, may i assume you have purchased a quantity of this wondrous beverage?
:Tyler says: i’m drinking it right now, mmmm mmm, yeah baby!
,Tyler coffee.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: frankly, i fail to see how my vast repository of cool could possibly grow by me drinking the fetid concentrate of warthog diarrhoea.
:Monigue says: i’m afraid your coolness quotient has dropped below any quatifiable means.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Hotter than the Sun '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: i thought i asked you to stop using my invisibility potion? it doesn’t grow on trees you know. well ok, it does grow on trees but it’s really hard to find, seeing as you can’t see it, see?
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: well?
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: i’m in the other room, moron.
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' James Bondage '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: cool gadgets, fast cars, hot women? james bond really is the complete male fantasy.
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: of course the best bit is that whenever he has a one night stand someone creeps in, under the cover of darkness and murders the girl before things get awkward.
:Monigue says: that’s very cynical tyler.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: hey! say what you want, i’ve never seen a scene where james bond leans over then whispers in her ear,..
:Tyler says: soo, ah,.. this has been great,... um,.. should i call you a cab?
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Who Knows '
written by
Jeremy
:Tyler says: you’re not psychic, are you?
:Monigue says: no, i’m not.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: good.
:Monigue says: don’t even think about it.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: you said you weren’t psychic!
:Monigue says: i’m not psychic. you’re just predictable.
,Tyler angry.,Monique coffee.
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