Bubble Wrap

yo, what do you
want me to do?
can you carry me
back to the base?
what's wrong?
are you not strong enough?
no, it's that i'm
not gay enough!
what? are you kidding me?
i mean, who do i look like? kevin costner?

by Dan

I'm not a homophobic!
But Fly totally is.

I do, however, hate the platonic hug thing. It's not that it's 'ghey' (as the kids would call it). It's because I always feel like a six year old when I do it.

I always feel so much more 'adult' when I'm shaking hands with men or fake kissing ladies on the cheek.