yo, what do you want me to do? can you carry me back to the base? | what's wrong? are you not strong enough? no, it's that i'm not gay enough! | what? are you kidding me? i mean, who do i look like? kevin costner? |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
I'm not a homophobic!
But Fly totally is.
I do, however, hate the platonic hug thing. It's not that it's 'ghey' (as the kids would call it). It's because I always feel like a six year old when I do it.
I always feel so much more 'adult' when I'm shaking hands with men or fake kissing ladies on the cheek.