what i actually meant was if i could stay with you. | look, bob was it? it's not completely personal but, for all i know, you could explode in a shower of giraffe babies at any moment. | i don't care what you do so long as it isn't anywhere near me. but- | hey, if you're super keen on staying in the area, some friends of mine recently appeared to have moved out. | i'm sure they wouldn't mind if you were to "look after" their place for a little while and if they did you wouldn't see them coming anyway. | they lived not too far that aways. enjoy. | oh... | ok then. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Parting is such sweet sorrow. Especially when sharp instruments dipped in honey are involved.