Bubble Wrap

what i actually meant was if i could stay with you.
look, bob was it? it's not completely personal but, for all i know, you could explode in a shower of giraffe babies at any moment.
i don't care what you do so long as it isn't anywhere near me.
hey, if you're super keen on staying in the area, some friends of mine recently appeared to have moved out.
i'm sure they wouldn't mind if you were to "look after" their place for a little while and if they did you wouldn't see them coming anyway.
they lived not too far that aways. enjoy.
ok then.

by Goatlord

Parting is such sweet sorrow. Especially when sharp instruments dipped in honey are involved.