 says here that michael jackson checked into a hospital yesterday.does it say why?  | they’re calling it a "flu-like illness."oh, i see. i don’t suppose this means they’ll be putting his trial on hold? | guess so. say, i’m not feeling so well myself.you’re not getting out of tantric sex night that easily.no, really, i think i’m going to vomit.  |
i’ve been wondering.are we australian, or are we american?hmm...  |   | well?sorry, i was thinking about mel gibson.  |
 why are you so chipper this morning? | admit it. last night, you made sounds you’ve never made before.ha. | that you’ve heard, anyway. |
| you know i’ve,.. stopped wearing underwear. | yes, i realised that. | that’s why i’ve started wearing double. |
’twas the nght before christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring,   | except for the angry wife stalking her husband with a shiny new axe after discovering her moisturiser had been replaced with...something else. | he-e-e-e-re’s johnny!run away! |
| ow...honey i’m home!he slurs drunkenly after staggering through the screen door...at 6am no less.sweety, i can explain. i was out drinking with the boys when i met this hot chick and well, one thing led to another and we ended up going at it hammer and tong all night. i’m really sorry. | right...and my uncle noel doesn’t have carnal knowledge of animals. what really happened?ok, ok. i was out drinking with the boys and after we got chucked out at closing time, they thought it would be a good idea to duct tape me to the nearest roundabout....again. | oh tyler, you could have at least put on clean underwear before you left yesterday.*sniff* *sniff* |
| | i need a better hiding place for my invisibility potion don’t i?maybe. |