just what is paul robinson up to on the latest episode of super celebrity porn neighbours?   |  his elbow?  | ow...hurties  |
just what is paul robinson up to on the latest episode of super celebrity porn neighbours? | his elbow? | ow...hurties |
all men are evil.  | women are tools of satan. | kitties are nice though. |
| i met a beautiful woman today who offered me one million dollars for one night with my husband.really? | so... | ...so i shot her with my taser and had her taken away to the loony bin.nooooooooooo! |
| cling wrap over the toilet, tyler?it’s the classics that are the best. happy valentine’s day. | you’re thinking of april fool’s day.i always get those confused,.. | i wonder why. |
 hello, welcome to pizza hut. i’m annie, a robot that can understand english to make it easier for you to order. where would you like to pick up from?wishart you have selected,.. ’warrick’. is this correct? | wishart!! you have selected ’no’. where would you like to pickup from?oh for the love of,.. wishart! | you have selected ’active warhead’. is this correct?god damn,... waste of,... stupid,.!!!! you have selected ’yes’. |
i was thinking of buying myself a mini.  | yeah! sure! go ahead!really? cool! | i love those skirts.i thought i’d have to convince him to let me buy a new car. |
says here that michael jackson checked into a hospital yesterday.does it say why?  | they’re calling it a "flu-like illness."oh, i see. i don’t suppose this means they’ll be putting his trial on hold? | guess so. say, i’m not feeling so well myself.you’re not getting out of tantric sex night that easily.no, really, i think i’m going to vomit. |