 i understand that ’normal’ is a relative term but your family gatherings are just... so... completely... fucked!  that’s a fair comment. i must say that when i was a young lad, i would dream that my midget, trapeeze artist, biological parents would whisk me away one day to a life of high flying adventure in the circus.  i wish.   |  your cousin will has changed though. i remembered him as being...  hippie scum?  i was going to say, a bit alternative but yes, hippie scum would be more accurate.   |  yeah, his new girlfriend is heavily into anime. my aunt calls it his, "chubby, junkfood eating, robot phase." i always liked her.  i guess that explains the hair.  oh no, they’re just freaks.   |